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• 'Computer nerds and freaks': Germany's Pirate Party rides wave of popularity

  Wed May 16, 2012
  • Und ver can I get my Jolly Roger arm band?

• Lugar's goodbye

  Tue May 8, 2012
  • If Mr. Mourdock is elected, I want him to be a good Senator. If he's not a very good Senator, he'll be thrown out on his azz just like you were!

• Prostitute at center of Secret Service scandal: Agents were 'stupid brutes'

  Mon May 7, 2012
  • Ah, the ramblings of a whore. I can only wait to see who she endorses for President. Hurry up sweetie - the sand in your 15 minute fame timer is about to run out...

• Prostitute at center of Secret Service scandal: 'I would have been able to get everything'

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • In the Uniformed Code of Military Justice, consorting with or procuring the services of a prostitute is prohibited and considered a criminal act.

• What caused the N.J. tanning mom's leathery look?

  Wed May 2, 2012
  • A converstion overheard at the local "Torch 'N' Tat" tanning and tatoo emporium: "Welcome back, Ms. Krentcil. Time for your early afternoon appontiment already? It seems like you were just here about two hours ago and four hours ago and six hours ago and..."

• Blind activist Chen Guangcheng: 'I want to leave China on Hillary Clinton's plane'

  Thu May 3, 2012
  • “My fervent hope is that it would be possible for me and my family to leave for the U.S. on Hillary Clinton’s plane,”

• 5 anarchists nabbed in plot to blow up Ohio bridge

  Tue May 1, 2012
  • ...and the finalists for this year's Mensa membership class are...

• Breast-feeding hurts moms' earnings, study finds

  Fri Apr 27, 2012
  • This is CRIMINAL!! For a women to loose income because she is helping to raise a healthy child is absurd. I believe that a man is also responsible for raising a child and it is for this reason that I recently quit my job to start my own business.

• Blind Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng escapes from house arrest

  Fri Apr 27, 2012
  • Chen's guide dog, Mr. Butters, was arrested by the People's Stormtroopers and charged with aiding in the escape. Mr. Butters was taken into K9 custody without incident in an alley behind the "All the Meat you can Eat" restaurant and pedicure emporium located in the Fung Shway district of Chinatown.

• City's finance chief accused of looting $30 million; lifestyle included $2.1 million motorhome

  Wed Apr 18, 2012
  • When asked if there had ever been any previous indications of any mis-appropriation of funds, city auditor Helen Keller replied "aufdsvmsdfosgl awregj zsv oobmsfddel".